Who wants Marshmallows?

Simply a pathetic display by the out-classed Wildcats, as my beloved Gatos Locos got their shit pushed in by Nebraska in the 2009 Holiday Bowl.

Holi-Daze

Video of the Year nominee: Juelz & Yelawolf

The Gentlemen's Club

Tiger In the Rough

Does Tiger Woods owe the American public an explanation? According to Charles Peirce over at Esquire, this shouldn't surprise anyone.

Movie of the Year: Zombieland

This is easily the most fun I've had watching a movie in a long time. Most people can only compare it to Shaun of the Dead but it is so much more than that. Hilarious characters, the perfect amount of gore and a world class cameo makes Zombieland my favorite movie of 2009.

Birdman’s New Tat

With this bold move, Birdman passes Stephon Marbury for the top of the "Craziest Head Tattoos" list.

Live from 6th Annual Tucson Orphan Thanksgiving

Paula Deen takes a Ham to her Grill

Food Network star and Queen of Butter, Paula Deen was helping out at a charity event when one playful ham toss became an all out facial assault.

Meet Sean Miller

Arizona Head Coach Sean Miller is the real deal. SEND IT IN JEROME!

Straight '88: When LL was a Beast

VOTYC: Major Lazer

Stuntin like my Daddy

Why is poor Lindsay Lohan so detached from acceptable human behavior? Probably because her Dad is a scumbag

NSFW: This bitch is crazy

Tila is so hung up on Merriman. As her pop relevance fades, she finds time to get nekked on Ustream and attempts to call out her Ex on number of strange and unlikely charges. While it's very sad, I somehow find her desperation attractive.

J. Lo's ample booty provides comfy landing

Conan on the Hotseat

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

Are you fucking kidding me?

In the long illustrious history of Survivor weasels no one has broke out like faux Oil Tycoon Russell

Pastner-watch is on!

The beginning of the nubile Josh Pastner's head coaching career only could have started a little better. Facing his once recruited, now revolted semi-former stud guard Xavier Henry, Pastner's Memphis Tigers almost beat the Nation's #1 Kansas Jayhawks with a last second three ball.

It's still real to Australia, dammit!

Various legitimate Australian news outlets are covering the violence at this morning's Hulkamania Tour press conference as totally real. Even the part where long time Hall of Famers Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair get physical, leading to Hulkster donning the infamous 'crimson mask'.

Beyonce & Gaga: is this a lock for VOTY?

Beyonce & Lady Gaga, the two pop stars with the best knack for making NEW SHIT videos collaborate in a fresh and bright video.

As Humorless as January

If you're like me and wondered how much range the beautiful Betty Draper had, last night's SNL had the answer... not much. She appeared nervous, unprepared and not funny at all.

Super Dave Kills

ALL ABOARD

This man is poised for victory

The Stash House

Lopez is on our Radar

George Lopez started his late night run with a BANG! Great culture bashing stand-up, enlightened racial humor, fart jokes and a fun performance by Carlos Santana. Of course all this really makes me think of is how great a Dave Chappelle late night talkie could be...

THIS isn't the Leighton Meester tape I was talking about

Soon to be Sex Tape entrepreneur, Leighton Meester sings along on the first single off Robin Thicke's new album. Nice going B... XOXO

Another Reason I Love Living in Tucson

The University of Arizona FINALLY added an Undie Run to their already EPIC homecoming weekend. Student Organizers clearly recognized the need for more public half-nudity after reports that attacks by homeless masturbators at the school library plummeted last month.

A House of Cards

The foolish hubris of tawdry poker pros Maria & Tiffany cracked W.F.O. (wide fucking open) in spectacularly pathetic fashion on this weeks Amazing Race. The main factors? What should have been a throwaway Carnival Hammer game and a farmer's golf game turned into a gruesome test of will.

ZBZ Girls Go Bad

Greek's mid-semester finale popped off with all sorts of cliffhangers. It was a bad night for Kappa Tao who lost 4 brothers to expulsion (apparently the only way to leave the show,) Gamma Psi who stole a dance contest and lost their house in a fire. But perhaps most predictable was the frail Cappie/Casey/Evan triangle shattering even sooner than expected.

Sammy Sosa as the Zombie of Cab Calloway

I want to think that this is a photo of Sammy dressed as a shiny latino zombie. But if so, then why is his date not also in costume? Is he suffering from the MJ disease?

Miley Cyrus actually has never heard a Jay-Z song

MTV news reports that the teenie bop pop star is honest, dumb & and despite her lyrics has never even listened to Jay-Z! While it's no surprise that Hannah Montana doesn't write her own music, I at least figure she paid attention to Pop Culture (no wonder I dislike her shtick.) She must not watch television lately.

The Roots Reluctantly Add a New Member

Reason # 898456172 that The Boss still rules

We've Created a Monster

It was only seconds after the New York Yankees raised their 27th World Series Championship that Alex Rodriguez geeked out while cuddling his new hardware. Not since Howard Dean have we witnessed such unabashed awkward enthusiasm.

THIS MAN MUST BE STOPPED

Serpentine & Sketchy Sexpot Aaron Carter continued his eerie ascension on DWTS. Ballas & Hough debuted a hot single, while The Playmaker and The Chairman both got clapped in the saddest and most unsettling episode of the season.

VOTY: Late Entry

Ramona Falls jumps into the VOTY race with this incredible vision.

Joba's Mama faces 20 years for slingin Popular AZ Export

NYY pitcher Joba Chamberlain is either a phenom or a flightless turkey, but one thing is for sure... his Mama is a straight Hustla!

Harris & the Chocolate Factory

Harris, Apple & Brema enjoy the Halloween haul of a lifetime.

FOX Continues to Gorge on Gordon

FOX has announced plans to produce an Americanized version of MasterChef hosted by Gordon Ramsay. For those of you not familiar with the MasterChef formula, think of a culinary "American Idol."

Repo: The Real Shit

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Yakuza trades intel to FBI for HUMAN ORGANS!?

Jigga is Flava Flav to Drake's Chuck D

Drake Ft. Jay-Z Live at ACC [Toronto] from Ro'Shine on Vimeo.

Wow, from last night's BP3 concert in Toronto... now THIS is what I call an endorsement

Jay-Z would rather be at Yankee Stadium

It has been reported that Jay-Z was ready to ditch out on a scheduled concert in Ohio in order to open the first World Series at the new Yankee Stadium by performing "Empire State of Mind" with Alicia Keys (and who can blame him?) However as poor weather forecasts for the Bronx threaten a postponement, that may just be what ticket holding Ohioans need.

BET HIP HOP AWARDS REPORT: 5 GOOD MINUTES

As usual, last night's BET awards was a boring ode to the gilded frailty of southern rap. After they wasted Jay-Z to perform the worst track off The Blueprint 3, the New Boyz met their ghosts of Christmas future. Annually, the best parts of the broadcast are the DJ Premier-led cypher sessions, but this year the show was stolen by the reunion of the classic ATL-centric crew, Goodie Mob.

Artie Lange makes Fallon worth watching

Along with the surprisingly capable Olivia Munn, Artie Lange had everyone in attendance in stitches for 3 segments. Even the Legendary Roots Crew were cracking up...

JAY ELECTRONICA / MOS DEF - "EXHIBIT A (Remix)" Live in New Orleans

The illusive Jay El continues to amaze...

Yikes! Tamarindo... No No No

This season of Top Chef: Vegas has been highly competitive. Tonight's episode featured the hardest challenge yet... tonight's secret ingredient... Tamarind!

SAM! SAM!

In case you don't understand why Cirque Du Soleil is dope

Party Down Greeks Up

the Greek / Party Down crossover gains momentum. For weeks, the pink bow-tied catering company has flirted with allusions to STARZ network's underrated Party Down series. This week, while the "nerd-boner-giver-outer" Olivia Munn appeared half naked and the words PARTY DOWN officially appear on the wall

Playmaker finally stops sucking

For the last two weeks Michael "The Playmaker" Irvin finally looks like he's found his groove

HANDSHAKE WATCH 09-10

The biggest question on every NBA fan's mind; "will Bron Bron shake hands on opening night?"...

Start spreadin the the news...

FINALLY the new Yankee Stadium hosts a World Series, but is it all good in the hood? WFAN's Steve "the Schmooze" Somers previews the series.