Thursday, December 16, 2010

Did You Order the Code Red


Accusations abound at the Gang Grene Garbler throws Sal Alosi under the bus

Saturday, June 12, 2010

PERMANENT VACATION


Shame on you, Trojans. The NCAA came down hard on USC, even though the can't punish the three departed perpetrators Reggie Bush, OJ Mayo and Peter "Christmas" Carroll.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

Go Johnny Go


I am now officially coming to grips with the fact that the former Johnny of Nazareth will not be a Yankee in 2010. Captain Caveman signed a one year 8 mil deal with the Detroit Tigers today.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Can't Tell Me Nothing...


As the build up to Wrestlemania continues, Batista's silence is making the biggest statement of all. Is he really coming after Cena or are there more sinister plans yet to unfold?

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Thursday, January 28, 2010

For the Record


Fellow Arizona Wildcat Gilbert "Agent Zero" Arenas is sports biggest fool of the year, but you already know that. This post is so I can reference my prediction that Washington will blow up their team and change uniforms for next season.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Is this some kind of bust?


Leno is the biggest, most talentless, coward in entertainment today.

Bust a Capp


A new semester of Greek kicked off last night. Low-lights included a fawning Chambers (why is he still at college?) and multiple 'what do I say when Mom walks in?' gay moments.

Video of the Year: Kid CuDi

KiD CuDi "cudderisback" - Directed by Jason Goldwatch from DP on Vimeo.

Friday, January 22, 2010

WorstMovieOf TheEver: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell


For a writer who is supposed to be pinpointed directly at my demographic, I have been totally disappointed by Tucker Max's contributions to media. This movie is absolute torture... that is... until the diarrhea scene

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Waka Flocka Bucka Bucka Bucka


The simpleton southern rapper with the best name ever got shot during an attempted robbery. This is mostly important to bad rap music fans.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Joan's Globes


Ricky Gervais was good for the limited air time he received and Avatar, Mo'nique & Christoph Waltz lived up to predictions, but the biggest part of this year's Golden Globes came attached to everyone's favorite ginger secretary.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Where it started at


Mark McGwire finally came clean. He's not the first and won't be the last. Who is the oldest player to use steroids?

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Worst Movie of the Year: Damage


The new Stone Cold Steve Austin vehicle Damage is a confused and unenthusiastic rip-off of Rocky, Bloodsport & Fight Club sans any discernible charm. Austin's acting is painfully bad while surrounded by a crew of mostly likeable character actors. This film made me wish I was watching The Condemned.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010